I received this forward from a friend :) couldnt wait to put it up on my blog!!!!!!
You Know You're a Mommy When...
1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
2. You find yourself cutting your husbands' sandwiches into cute shapes.
3. You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final.
2. You find yourself cutting your husbands' sandwiches into cute shapes.
3. You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final.
4. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
5. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
5. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
6. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
7. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
8. Your kid throws up and you catch it.
9. Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
10. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
7. You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
8. Your kid throws up and you catch it.
9. Someone else's kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.
10. You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
